Phallus

The word phallus can refer to an erect penis, to a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or to a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallus; however, such objects are more often referred to as being phallic (as in "phallic symbol"

I thought it was spelt with an "F" - I stand corrected.

Now look at these funny pics - I believe Thomas will appreciated this the most.


Auckland Zoo Fountain - I wonder if the water that comes out of this has a stong mushroomy taste?

Earnslaw Burn Tramp

After about an hour of trying to find the start of this track we found it in this clearing (we had already climbed 300m), so we sat down and had lunch. I ate both my sandwiches prepared earlier by Thomas. He told me they had ham in them so I ate them happily but later found out it was pickled pork which I hate!

Sitting down putting on our dry socks after walking through the earnslaw burn

The beautiful glacier that we saw at the end of our walk.... the photos do not do it justice

Thomas' artistic use of the flashlight!

The rock bivy which stayed under... thank god for dads sleeping bag.

Ride em cowboy

The wildlife - Robbie the Robin

Fashion Faux Pas De Deux

I was on the bus on the way home ........ looking out the window and spotted these two. Matching hats, matching tinted glasses, matching parkas, matching trackies, matching socks, matching shoes and matching cuteness.

Big Weekend Out!

Trip to Auckland! So many people!

This is Thomas on a carnival ride at the big day out..... I think Muse was playing at this stage which says something about our music tastes. I think we had had enough of trying to catch a glimpse of the bands so we just went on rides and ate food and then Thomas bought a T-shirt with a naked picture of Kate Moss on it. Then we bumped into Tamsin who was off her tree!

The crowd at the big day out.

Penguins at Kelly Tarltons!!!!!! They were scooting round on their bellys and running through their shit. Their enclosure didnt make me very happy!

Puffy!

Megal in the mouth of a megaladon.

Introducing

My Children

Chairman Meow (Meowman for short)

Millecent Brown

Dorothy Stuart

and by association....

ella blakie

meme leask

Deer Park Heights - Queenstown

On a windy day in Queenstown we went off to explore deer park heights. This farm occupies everything above the residential area of Kelvin Heights and is in my top 10 of favourite places. You pay $20 to get your car in there and then put some coinage in the feed distributors and feed all the wee cuties! Including Donkeys

this thing?? awwww cute he has lop-sided horns

llamas (i can tell they are llamas cause their ears are rounded not pointy)

naughty goats

and this fellow who had somehow escaped onto the other side of the fence

and you also get to see some pretty amazing views- like this one of queenstown